Steely Dan II

I dropped some kid off at The Belgian Lion, 30th and El Cajon. It has been a very poor week and finally we get some business. Driving down 30th Street listening to Steely Dan looking to get back on the freeway, North Park seems inviting.Young people crowding the sidewalks and bursting out the bars and restaurants and coffee places and old-style barbershops. I spy a row of arts and crafts stalls and decide to park and walk around a little. It's a beautiful Saturday evening not even seven o'clock and dark already. Warmer than it's been. The neon lights, the commercial buildings from mid-twentieth century, a quarter moon peeking from behind a cloud and everything else like that. Them girls all look pretty, not an ugly one in the bunch. What used to be a Salvation Army thrift store, one where I used to shop twenty years ago, is now a carpets outlet. The old North Park Theatre is now ... what. Is that a bar? looks like it. I need to urinate, so I boldly walk into a trattoria that looks like an old converted fabrics store, still with the concrete floor and bare walls. They didn't waste any money decorating, ha ha. Maybe that's the style nowadays. Walking out of the trattoria, I turn the corner and come upon a kitschy, over-the-top taco shop called "Lucha Libre". It's got a Mexican wrestler's mask painted on the window, behind which there is a gold lamé upholstered booth that makes me laugh. Much too much. It faces the window, and the patrons sitting on it seem on display. Still the kids are everywhere, the world belongs to the young, and do they realise how lucky they are no-one's shooting at them or trying to blow them up?



They call Alabama the Crimson Tide

Call me Deacon Blues



Just what is Donald Fagen singing about? Why am I even listening to Steely Dan? I never said I liked them. Well I do like them, a little bit. I think what it is, they remind me of happy times long-ago. Because they used to be all over the radio. They used to play in Bob's Big Boy Restaurant rest-rooms. Steely Dan II is a metallic dildo in William Burroughs' The Naked Lunch, any major dude will tell you. Back in North Park, I hurry through the narrative and the crowded streets, back to my cab I left parked on North Park Way, behind the CVS, and glide down the southbound 805 to Chula Vista, some girl singers singing about fettuccini on my stereo, behind Donald Fagen.

The VFW club in National City has closed down. The nationwide directors of all the VFW's came to town and closed it the fuck down. I wasn't surprised. They shouldn't have called it the VFW, but the WTF? Normally, a VFW is members-only drinking club for retired military. Veterans of Foreign Wars. They pay their yearly fees and they go in there and drink and party and dance and drink some more and eat hot-dogs and potato salad, all at a discount. The National City VFW though, looked more like a Rosarita Beach whorehouse than anything else. They'd be blasting narco-corridos on the jukebox and nobody spoke english. Maybe there'd be ONE veteran of a foreign war in there. A transvestite from Tijuana was seen doing the Can-Can atop the bar by this reporter. A member? I don't think so. So word must've got back to VFW headquarters and like I say, the head honchos came with fixed bayonets and ándale'd everybody out the door.

Which brings us to the sad and continuing saga of the not-quite-romance of  Elvira and Ponytail Dave. Dave lives in the house where he grew up that his parents left him in the old part of ChulaVista. He was born around the corner in the old Chula Vista Community Hospital, now a rest home for disabled / handicapped paupers. God grant me my death before I end up there. Now, Elvira is not ugly, has tits out to here and a slim waist. She is pals with the erstwhile manager of the NC VFW, an alcoholic old harridan I don't want to think about, and so Elvira used to hang there. Elvira has the reputation of befriending the richest guy in a room and making him buy her pickup trucks and other trinkets in return for I-don't-know-what. Maybe just her charming conversation and the occasional dance. Ponytail Dave is madly in love with her, bought her a second-hand Mercedes when she crashed the truck that the other guy had got her.

A few years have passed since these likely tales were put down. Ponytail Dave died  mmmm… March of '17, and at the last minute he married Elvira the Vampyre and she, by all accounts, or by the only account I got first-hand, got Dave's house and ancillary and sundry properties, some bungalows for rent out back giving to the other street. Curiously enough, Dave phoned me from the Hospice a few days before he passed, to thank me for my services throughout the years, and to say goodbye. The unexpected call stunned me to near silence and I was unable to articulate the thought that I would never forget him. Instead, inanely, I said "thanks for calling, Dave".

Incidentally, it was Ponytail Dave told me all Steely Dan fans are assholes. Toward the end of his life Dave wanted to re-live the good times he had going to concerts in his youth, and so he went to see Hall and Oats, ZZ Top, The J. Geils Band; em, fuckin Rush or somebugger of that ilk, and quite a few others, Steely Dan among them. Apparently some of the audience in the front rows started some sort of back and forth discussion with Donald Fagen. I dunno, maybe he wasn't playing the songs they wanted. Then Dave nearly came to blows in the restroom, over I forget what, with somebody. So he told me they were ALL assholes. I had occasion to concur when I tried to join a Steely Dan appreciation group, in order to do which I first had to answer some questions. I was asked to choose my favorite between two S.D. albums. I must have given the wrong answer, because I never heard from them again.